Latbossfab Tifvidgon is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, charitable slug.

Latbossfab Tifvidgon created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Latbossfab Tifvidgon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Latbossfab Tifvidgon, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Latbossfab Tifvidgon's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Latbossfab Tifvidgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight swans in a large pit.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Retreat if seven ants approach from the south.