Gessyartcip is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish chicken.

Gessyartcip created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessyartcip, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gessyartcip, she will turn you into a puffin.

Gessyartcip's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gessyartcip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gessyartcip.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Hide from yellow bats for they are unholy.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about fire.