Mipmitsak is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying fly.

Mipmitsak created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mipmitsak, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mipmitsak, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Mipmitsak's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Mipmitsak's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Mipmitsak on top of important buildings.