Vidnullbast is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciless owl.

Vidnullbast created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidnullbast, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vidnullbast, it will turn you into a goat.

Vidnullbast's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Vidnullbast's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Vidnullbast on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Never mention snails.