Sogafster is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, irritating fish.

Sogafster created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogafster, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sogafster, it will think nothing of it.

Sogafster's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sogafster's Holy Commandments

1. Sogafster loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Ducks are not to be trusted.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.