Vabhimlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful eagle.

Vabhimlarg created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabhimlarg, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vabhimlarg, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vabhimlarg's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Vabhimlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick great tits.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not chant in public.