Sompidnel is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, passionate rat.

Sompidnel created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Sompidnel, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sompidnel, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sompidnel's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sompidnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill whales.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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