Volflyfun is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, benevolent rhinoceros.

Volflyfun created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Volflyfun, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Volflyfun, she will have a low opinion of you.

Volflyfun's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Volflyfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink alcohol.