Cemsatbid Gumzodnak is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless crab.

Cemsatbid Gumzodnak created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemsatbid Gumzodnak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cemsatbid Gumzodnak, he will remove you from existence.

Cemsatbid Gumzodnak's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cemsatbid Gumzodnak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three copper sculptures of Cemsatbid Gumzodnak on top of important buildings.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near otters while wearing brown scarves.