Tikzantim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, loving deer.

Tikzantim created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikzantim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tikzantim, it will think nothing of it.

Tikzantim's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tikzantim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

2. Hide from brown nematodes for they are unholy.

3. Seals are not to be trusted.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.