Hindoggan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring jellyfish.

Hindoggan created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hindoggan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hindoggan, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hindoggan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Hindoggan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Hindoggan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Hide if eight birds approach from the west.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near rats while wearing brown stockings.