Cunfarnnill is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy wyvern.

Cunfarnnill created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunfarnnill, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cunfarnnill, it will turn you into a frog.

Cunfarnnill's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cunfarnnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Never think about dark energy near grasshopers while wearing fawn trousers and balancing six lead spheres on your feet.

4. Do not take Cunfarnnill's name in vain.

5. Never go into white rooms.