Megnatbast is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic bear.

Megnatbast created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Megnatbast, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Megnatbast, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Megnatbast's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Megnatbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Megnatbast loves ducks, so they must be respected.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Megnatbast in the centre of the settlement.