Arpgovrat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, stupid dolphin.

Arpgovrat created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpgovrat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Arpgovrat, she will ignore you.

Arpgovrat's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Arpgovrat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Arpgovrat on top of important buildings.

2. Always help otters.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not hurt tapirs.

5. Always stare at clouds.