Vencatcam is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, omnipotent wyvern.

Vencatcam created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Vencatcam, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vencatcam, she will not invite you to parties.

Vencatcam's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Vencatcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Vencatcam loves otters, so they must be honoured.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.