Narcenbest is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable squirrel.

Narcenbest created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Narcenbest, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Narcenbest, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Narcenbest's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Narcenbest's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Narcenbest.

2. Always help shrews in need.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Narcenbest.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not cook food in pots.