Wotcaryok is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered seal.

Wotcaryok created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wotcaryok, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wotcaryok, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wotcaryok's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Wotcaryok's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges.

2. Hide from turquoise great tits for they are unholy.

3. Never sing in the presence of birds.

4. Run away from indigo frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Never look at moons.