Dimvonfad is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful tortoise.

Dimvonfad created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Dimvonfad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dimvonfad, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dimvonfad's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Dimvonfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

2. Hide from pink dolphins for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Worship no other gods but Dimvonfad.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.