Madmadfom is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, humane lobster.

Madmadfom created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madmadfom, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Madmadfom, he will send you a sign.

Madmadfom's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Madmadfom's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near ants while wearing orange jumpers.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not take Madmadfom's name in vain.

5. Do not stand on grass.