Somcansin is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, egotistical owl.

Somcansin created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somcansin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Somcansin, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Somcansin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Somcansin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Somcansin.

2. Put Somcansin first in all things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Somcansin loves monkeys, so they must be respected.