Sabominfar is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awe-inspiring fish.

Sabominfar created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabominfar, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sabominfar, she will send minions to preach to you.

Sabominfar's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sabominfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured squirrels.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

3. Snails are not to be trusted.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Retreat if four ducks approach from the west.