Bomquillgab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, humane gerbil.

Bomquillgab created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomquillgab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bomquillgab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bomquillgab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bomquillgab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Bomquillgab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bomquillgab.

4. Put Bomquillgab first in all things.

5. Pray towards the west.