Pigdimbif is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humorless capybara.

Pigdimbif created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigdimbif, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pigdimbif, he will laugh at you.

Pigdimbif's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Pigdimbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never run near dogs.

4. Do not take Pigdimbif's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.