Cepstafappgedzogkikwipfod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing wolf.

Cepstafappgedzogkikwipfod created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepstafappgedzogkikwipfod, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cepstafappgedzogkikwipfod, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cepstafappgedzogkikwipfod's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cepstafappgedzogkikwipfod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray swans, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cepstafappgedzogkikwipfod.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Cepstafappgedzogkikwipfod in the centre of the settlement.