Banmumyak is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish sheep.

Banmumyak created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Banmumyak, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Banmumyak, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Banmumyak's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Banmumyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never paint your chest violet.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about moons.