Bellanflagjengep is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, generous crocodile.

Bellanflagjengep created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellanflagjengep, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bellanflagjengep, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Bellanflagjengep's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bellanflagjengep's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Bellanflagjengep must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Do not hurt great tits.