Bogfunquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful hamster.

Bogfunquaf created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogfunquaf, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bogfunquaf, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bogfunquaf's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bogfunquaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bogfunquaf three times a day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Bogfunquaf in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always treat pigs with great respect.