Duthapfad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, generous bat.

Duthapfad created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Duthapfad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Duthapfad, he will send minions to preach to you.

Duthapfad's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Duthapfad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never think about dark matter near manatees while wearing turquoise trousers and balancing six copper spheres on your head.

5. Pray towards the south.