Vegdavcam is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unfair whale.

Vegdavcam created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegdavcam, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vegdavcam, it will turn you into a goat.

Vegdavcam's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Vegdavcam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.