Soggemgamhaptettitail is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful weasel.

Soggemgamhaptettitail created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Soggemgamhaptettitail, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Soggemgamhaptettitail, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Soggemgamhaptettitail's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Soggemgamhaptettitail's Holy Commandments

1. Soggemgamhaptettitail loves ants, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near tortoises while wearing green skirts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your neck.

3. Do not hurt bats.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.