Mabdumrennellpig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, egotistical horse.

Mabdumrennellpig created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabdumrennellpig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mabdumrennellpig, she will be very sad.

Mabdumrennellpig's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Mabdumrennellpig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never feed cherries to nematodes while wearing tights.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Never look in ponds.