Kemveggettailsatbaftiglab is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy wyvern.

Kemveggettailsatbaftiglab created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemveggettailsatbaftiglab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kemveggettailsatbaftiglab, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Kemveggettailsatbaftiglab's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Kemveggettailsatbaftiglab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Do not take Kemveggettailsatbaftiglab's name in vain.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kemveggettailsatbaftiglab.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat figs.