Dodjatcun is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unthoughtful horse.

Dodjatcun created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Dodjatcun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dodjatcun, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dodjatcun's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dodjatcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats.

2. Hide if eight swans approach from the south.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.