Lopliblat is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, kind fish.

Lopliblat created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lopliblat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lopliblat, she will jump up and down on your head.

Lopliblat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Lopliblat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always obey Lopliblat's priests.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Never laugh in holy places.