Miftarggabtonk is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, passionate frog.

Miftarggabtonk created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miftarggabtonk, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Miftarggabtonk, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Miftarggabtonk's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Miftarggabtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never mention cats.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. You must never eat strawberries.