Bissrapdodstik is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, emotional finch.

Bissrapdodstik created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissrapdodstik, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bissrapdodstik, he will turn you into a mole.

Bissrapdodstik's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bissrapdodstik's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Bissrapdodstik must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Retreat if nine pigs approach from the north.

5. Do not cook food in pots.