Babflabtenflysisdob is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous centipede.

Babflabtenflysisdob created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Babflabtenflysisdob, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Babflabtenflysisdob, he will cry a lot.

Babflabtenflysisdob's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Babflabtenflysisdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not covet oxen.