Tadpinmumgof is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, kind snail.

Tadpinmumgof created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadpinmumgof, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tadpinmumgof, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Tadpinmumgof's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Tadpinmumgof's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

2. Hide if eight cats approach from the west.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Always help frogs in need.