Nakmisrak is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, effective hyena.

Nakmisrak created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakmisrak, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nakmisrak, she will turn you into a goat.

Nakmisrak's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Nakmisrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nakmisrak.

5. Respect your elders.