Rakkimzim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonest gerbil.

Rakkimzim created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakkimzim, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rakkimzim, it will not care at all.

Rakkimzim's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Rakkimzim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Rakkimzim in the centre of the settlement.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always stare at clouds.