Tikcebhogtanflapkabsaglig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, proud scorpion.

Tikcebhogtanflapkabsaglig created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikcebhogtanflapkabsaglig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tikcebhogtanflapkabsaglig, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Tikcebhogtanflapkabsaglig's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Tikcebhogtanflapkabsaglig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Sharks are not to be trusted.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.