Pibstiptad is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, flying cat.

Pibstiptad created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pibstiptad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pibstiptad, he will be mildly annoyed.

Pibstiptad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Pibstiptad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Pibstiptad on top of all buildings.

2. Pibstiptad loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

3. Do not kill pigs.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Never talk about galaxies.