Barnwabpad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, contented pigeon.

Barnwabpad created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Barnwabpad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Barnwabpad, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Barnwabpad's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Barnwabpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Barnwabpad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Respect your elders.