Zancemcep is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciful dingo.

Zancemcep created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zancemcep, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zancemcep, she will turn you into a rat.

Zancemcep's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Zancemcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.