Kinbarnbidnib is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, caring wasp.

Kinbarnbidnib created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinbarnbidnib, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kinbarnbidnib, it will come to you in dreams.

Kinbarnbidnib's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Kinbarnbidnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Kinbarnbidnib's name in vain.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Kinbarnbidnib in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Never wear cyan corsets.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.