Cibjatlap is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, loving horse.

Cibjatlap created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Cibjatlap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cibjatlap, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cibjatlap's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Cibjatlap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three cats approach from the south.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Always help voles in need.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.