Wadtimflansabkippigcub is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, pitiless bird.

Wadtimflansabkippigcub created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadtimflansabkippigcub, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wadtimflansabkippigcub, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wadtimflansabkippigcub's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Wadtimflansabkippigcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near geese while wearing purple scarves.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.