Midmegnegdottip is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, dishonourable fish.

Midmegnegdottip created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midmegnegdottip, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Midmegnegdottip, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Midmegnegdottip's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Midmegnegdottip's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Midmegnegdottip.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.