Listragpom Bosskadjen is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, tranquil squid.

Listragpom Bosskadjen created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Listragpom Bosskadjen, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Listragpom Bosskadjen, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Listragpom Bosskadjen's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Listragpom Bosskadjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

4. Always treat frogs with great respect.

5. Never mention hamsters.