Kadbabnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witless parrot.

Kadbabnurl created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Kadbabnurl, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kadbabnurl, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kadbabnurl's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Kadbabnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Never talk about snails.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.